February 2012
cockstreetboys:
the feeling you get after a huge poop
hotel room service: homesteak: guys, no,... →
homesteak:
guys, no, seriously,
there are over 7 billion people on earth,
earth is a planet floating in the middle of nothing, sorrounded by more planets and even more nothing
and we’re all going to die sooner or later, most of us by natural causes
a day has 24 hours and we spend most…
allmymetaphors:
and another thing: it’s suddenly really trendy to be “awkward”
I just want to clarify that when i say i’m awkward I don’t mean it in like a cute quirky way. I mean I am like awkward to the point where it is socially debilitating and I can’t make friends because once I decide I want to be friends with someone they automatically make me ridiculously nervous and I feel like i’m...
blackbruise:
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
thelonelyhandsclub:
the moment i wake up is when my day is officially ruined
padaleskis:
is that a normal reaction to seeing a large penis
if someone looked at my dick like that i’d run away sobbing
aquat1c:
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
sexybitch1999:
sometimes i print out pictures of you guys and i sit you all down at my kitchen table and i eat dinner with you and then one lucky guy gets to sleep in my bed with me
feferihipstersparkles:
you’ll never take me alive
captainjew:
one time a guy liked me just kidding
ewww i’m done being friends with people in general
mrdad:
spends entire HD photography career taking photos of bags of Doritos and Converse shoes with a fish-eye lens
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
